ADEVARURI GENERAL VALABILE

barbat inteligent + femeie inteligenta = poveste de dragoste

barbat inteligent + femeie idioata = sarcina nedorita
barbat idiot + femeie inteligenta = aventura fara viitor
barbat idiot + femeie idioata = casatorie

patron inteligent + salariat inteligent = profit
patron inteligent + salariat idiot = productie
patron idiot + salariat inteligent = avansare
patron idiot + salariat idiot = ore suplimentare

vanzator inteligent + client inteligent = dialog
vanzator inteligent + client idiot = tzeapa
vanzator idiot + client inteligent = discount
vanzator idiot + client idiot = produse Microsoft

stapan inteligent + pisica intelligenta = afectiune
stapan inteligent + pisica idioata = smotoceala
stapan idiot + pisica intelligenta = zgarieturi
stapan idiot + pisica idioata = imparteala a patului

barbat frumos + femeie frumoasa = Sex
barbat frumos + femeie nasoala = idiotule!
barbat urat + femeie frumoasa = bani
barbat urat + femeie nasoala = disperare

barbat tanar + femeie tanara = Dragoste
barbat tanar + femeie in varsta = mama!
barbat in varsta + femeie tanara = bani
barbat in varsta + femeie in varsta = amicitie

barbat motivat + femeie motivata = insomnie a vecinilor
barbat motivat + femeie obosita = viol
barbat obosit + femeie motivata = frustrare
barbat obosit + femeie obosita = sforait + insomnie

job pasionant + viata de familie pasionanta = dificultati de planning +mare oboseala
job pasionant + viata de familie idioata = ore suplimentare
job cretin + viata de familie pasionanta = concedii medicale si faraplata
job cretin + viata de familie idioata = adultere si/sau Internet

femeie inteligenta + amanta inteligenta = viitor celibatar
femeie inteligenta + amanta idioata = amanta bomba!
femeie idioata + amanta inteligenta = divort la orizont
femeie idioata + amanta idioata = visul oricarui barbat

elev inteligent + profesor inteligent = pura teorie!
elev inteligent + profesor idiot = curs de paranormal
elev idiot + profesor inteligent = curs de matematici
elev idiot + profesor idiot = crudul adevar

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